Belly Header

Oil on canvas 8″ x 10″.

<!--When I was a kid if you had tatoo's on your arm it meant on thing and one thing only. It mean that there was a fair to reasonable chance that you are quite hard and its probably best not to mess with you as you spend a lot of time sat on walls with your arms folded.

Nowadays having tatoos is more like saying "Look at me I listen to Greenday and Fall Out Boy."

I know some of the tatoo's and body pearcings in sensitive places can be vey painful but its time to face facts. Its official, these days tattoos are for wimps.( That does'nt mean if you've got tatoo's you are one so don't come and beat me up please).
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I think its time to seperate the tattooed and pierced men from the tattooed and pierced boys.

Instead of decorating your belly button with a peanut sized earirng and drawing fake barbed wire on your bicep, why not get a friend to sterilize his forehead with disinfectant and drive his entire cranium and neck through your navel?

If you get a profesional to do it and he knows what he is doing he will actually be able to tattoo your internal organs whilst he is there and he can also give you a belly button ring from the inside ofyour small intestine.

If thats not enough you may opt for having a few rib rings or pelvic girdle drilled and pinned.

Warning: Do not do it your selves as the risk of infection can be quite high.

James

I think this is over the top and you should tone it down.

Mum