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Oil on canvas 8 "x10 "(25.4cm x 20.32cm)

Nigel is one of 2 finalists out of thousands of applicants and if he completes this challenge could be the owner of his own London restaurant with all expenses paid for a year.

Celebrity host:OK Nigel how much do you want to win this competition?

Contestant (Nigel):I really want it, more than I've ever wanted anything.

Celebrity host: What makes you think you've got what it takes?

Contestant (Nigel): I've been preparing for this my whole life , I've always wanted to be a chef but never had the courage to try and do it for a career, until you guys gave me the confidence, I've got the drive, talent , passion and determination to succeed.
Celebrity host: OK Nigel I like you, I like what you are saying, I think you are a great cook thats why I'm giving you this chance. Are you ready for your final challenge?

Contestant (Nigel):Yes I am

Celebrity host: OK the final challenge is you both have to kill your very own monkey and whoever cooks the best monkey dish wins.
Contestant (Nigel): What?

Celebrity host: Kill the monkey and cook it. There`s the knife.There1s the monkey.

Contestant (Nigel): What do you mean kill the monkey?

Celebrity host: I don't know cut it's throat or something.
Contestant (Nigel):You have got to be joking.

Celebrity host:No Im serious.

Contestant (Nigel): I can't do it.

Celebrity host: Why not? what's wrong with you?
Contestant (Nigel): There is nothing wrong with me, I think this whole idea is sick, its got nothing to do with cooking and it's just a pathetic attempt to boost falling ratings with a bit of controversy.I don't agree with it.I`ts just wrong.

Celebrity host: What's the matter, why don't you just do it? Are you some kind of weird twisted monkey lover or something?
Contestant (Nigel):No Im not sick this whole thing is wrong, I can't believe it

Celebrity host: Come on just think of your big new restaurant with all the customers you can ever ask for, it can be a vegetarian restaurant if you like.

Contestant (Nigel): This is'nt fair.

Celebrity host: Yes it is, kill the monkey.

Contestant (Nigel): I can't do it.

Celebrity host: Kill the monkey, go on you can do it……..