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I got completely absorbed in making this Blog nearly twenty years ago. It was full of paintings, writing, charcoal drawings and small animations. Then life took over. Finding it again and beginning it again has made me feel unexpectedly young and excited.

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Eye Spy

Oil on canvas 8″x10″ (25.4cm x 20.32cm) I think I've got someone in my eye. You may not like my paintings now but I've got my little guys working 24-7 on the way you see and pretty soon you will love all of them.

Morph Goes Bad

Oil on canvas 8″x10″ (25.4cm x 20.32cm) Police are appealing to the public for any information regarding a very small terracotta man with black gloves and a balaclaver holding a large shot gun and dragging a large sports bag full of stolen cash behind him. Chi

New Deal

Charcoal on Paper. <!-- I haven't managed to do a painting for today because I had to go to the Job Centre to sort some things out. I managed to do a couple of quick sketches whilst waiting to see an adviser. I could do another whole website about the characte

Rising Obesity

Painting. Oil on canvas. 10″x8″. (25.4cm x 20.32cm) I was going to paint loads of really over weight people packed onto these escalator like a big fat demonstration, but then I thought it would be more fitting in with the theme if I decided that I couldn't be

Jump !

Oil on canvas 8″x10″ (25.4cm x 20.32cm) If you jump from an aeroplane the maximum speed you will achieve is up to about 220-235 MPH, in about 20 seconds of freefall. This would need to be done at about 6000m altitude so that the diver can then slow down to 120

Shark teeth

Oil on canvas 8″x10″ "The teeth of sharks are not attached to the jaw, but embedded in the flesh, and in many species are constantly replaced throughout the shark's life. All sharks have multiple rows of teeth along the edges of their upper and lower jaws. New

Shopping

Oil on canvas 8″x10″ Can't believe its February already. Thank God the January sales are all over. Read the rest of this entry &raquo;

Tooth Tattoo

Oil on canvas 8″x10″. I was wondering what sort of things people would tattoo on their teeth if it was possible. I would have "I want a chocolate cookie NOW" written on mine. Or maybe I would have "I'm sad" just to confuse people when I am happy and smiling. H

My cat Tom is not well

Tom is 21. When people come in they all say how frail he looks. He`s very old for a cat and he's very thin and is not fit enough to groom himself so his hair gets matted.He poos everywhere and he has diarrhoea. Do you think we should send him for the big sleep

Shopping centre is busy.

I saw this guy standing talking to the sales man at the BT broadband stand in the shopping centre. He had a keen ear for what was being said. Perhaps he's fed up with being on the phone complaining about his package with another service provider or perhaps he