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I got completely absorbed in making this Blog nearly twenty years ago. It was full of paintings, writing, charcoal drawings and small animations. Then life took over. Finding it again and beginning it again has made me feel unexpectedly young and excited.

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Elf Keeper

Oil on canvas 8″ x 10″ Infosists, the giant Indian outsourcing firm is now innovating a scheme that will mean call centres being run by elves. Infosists have spent $1 billion dollars this year recruiting elves from Eastern Europe, Mexico and China to study in

The Editors

The spelling and grammar has improved a lot on theclaytonarms.com lately. This is because 4 editors have been appointed . My mum and dad my brother and my pet octopus.

Giant homing pigeon convention.

Oil on canvas 8″ x 10″ If you are looking for a day out tomorrow or Sunday, I recomend the British Homing World Show Of The Year in Blackpool. This gathering is the Crufts of the pigeon world. The event will host over 25,000 pigeon fanciers from UK and abroad.

Belly Header

Oil on canvas 8″ x 10″. <!--When I was a kid if you had tatoo's on your arm it meant on thing and one thing only. It mean that there was a fair to reasonable chance that you are quite hard and its probably best not to mess with you as you spend a lot of time s

Wind Tunnel

Oil on canvas 8″ x 10″ It has been a tough few years for long haul airlines, with ongoing chaos at Heathrow, the delay over the launch of the new A380 Airbus, and last but not least climate change protests. Soon all this could change with the development of a

Telerugby

Oil on canvas 8″x10″ "The growth in the mobile phone industry in the last 10 years has been very dramatic. There has been a steady development in technology, which we find crammed into our mobiles. However, in a bid to combat the recent slump in mobile sales,

Washing Up Time

Oil on canvas 8″ x 10″ This painting ended up being used as the poster for the play "Washing Up Time." The play is about the floods last year in Sheffield. It is really good.

Mighty Mink Man

Oil on canvas. 8″x10″. A few months ago nearly 17,000 minks escaped captivity from a mink farm in Stendal, Germany, located 55 miles west of Berlin. The furry insurgence was co-ordinated by the mighty mink man(now in hiding). They headed for the woods. Mighty